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Author: Mermaid with a Martini

This Donut’s For You

So I say to the guy, "The police are out in droves today." He says, "Oh yah?" “Yah!” I say, suddenly overly enthusiastic. Or nervous. The police put me slightly on edge, in a I must be guilty sort of way. Like when I was pulled over while driving back from a shower with my girlfriend (not to be confused with when I was pulled over in...

WIN this Golden Giveaway!

Guess how many M&Ms are in my extra-large martini glass and WIN! I've counted every single chocolate treat and will keep it a secret until I announce the winner on May 29th. Send your winning guess to events@cyndigryte.com. If you've already emailed, stay tuned! Remember, the M&Ms on the table do not count. (I ate those.) Included in this Mermaid with the Mostess host(ess) gift is one...

Mom’s Day Rosé

The dollar store is a gold mine. Now granted, I decided this after happy hour and after I was more than slightly buzzed, but I’m sticking to it. Not only did I score several unneeded kitchen items and a purse pistol that shoots light, but I also found popsicle molds! And what timing, wine pops will make a perfect (boozy) treat for Mother’s Day. Lavender Rosé...

May Day Mocktails

One of my neighbors growing up had a big, beautiful plant just outside their front door. It was a hanging plant held in place with ornate macrame. After ringing the doorbell, I waited for my friend and realized it spun. So, I began spinning and twirling. Spinning and twirling and waiting and twirling and waiting. And twirling some more. (I would like to point out...

French Kiss

It’s FRIYAY! So it’s only appropriate to get a little French Kiss(ing) in. Have you ever ordered a French Martini? I have, and it didn't go the way I thought it would. I imagined immediately exuding the 'je ne sais quoi' of a French woman and after only one sip, my hair would blow gently in the wind, my lips would glow raspberry and all...

Kid Tested, Mermaid Approved

So about the park… I had a little incident. Scout is a terrier through and through, a real hunter. And true to her name she "scouts" for every squirrel in existence. She is basically Dug from Up. "SQUIRREL!" -Dug So, I’m never without treats. Treats, so she finds me more, or at least as interesting as a squirrel (awesome). I was armed with some pretty fantastic treats from...

Easy-Peasy Picnic Pack

It’s gorgeous out! Let’s head to the park and relax with a light lunch and a boozy beverage. Who’s in? Cooper and Scout are! They listen very intently when I say, "Do you want to go to the park?" Also, they're sitting on my new welcome mat. It says, "it's always happy hour." I couldn't very well leave that in the store, now could I? It was...

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